We talk about how Dexter should end. Where to go in Helena during the zombie apocolypse. A dramatic reading of a nerdy argument on Facebook. Raiders reviewed (for real), Cabin in the Woods, Dare Devil, Fantastic Four, Machete Kills, and Woody Allen discussed. Did Heath Ledger's Joker crib from Tom Waits? Featured song: Noun by The One You Feeds.
Topics: The Dark Knight Rises; the Man of Steel trailers; The Walking Dead; which is worse, Phantom Menace or Kingdom of the Crystal Skull; Scientology roots in Helena; Oliver Stone’s filmography; Louie; hot sprinters and US B-ball; Axe Cop; Adrian’s Yellowstone stories; and Rhiver’s review of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
The worst movie ever, Dark Nemisis, Troll 2, or Birdemic? What's the problems with CGI. Why did rappers add the title of movies to their preestablished lyrics on soundtracks in the nineties? Very special episodes examined. The Home Improvement formula. What did Sony really think about The Amazing Spider-Man? The upcoming Fantastic Four, Dare Devil, Guardians of the Galaxy, and Iron Man 3 movies. How has Marvel lined up the comics with the movies. Some Breaking Bad and True Blood talk. And a parting Doctor Who reference.
The Amazing Spider-Man is underwhelming. Angelina Jolie is crazy. James Bond and Rocky movies are ranked again. We pitch two new movies called Magneto: Nazi Hunter, and Dhalism Yoga fire. A new rock is overturned on Prometheus. And an eleven year old reviews 80's movies starting with Conan the Destroyer.
We hash out the new Spider-Man movie, Magic Mike, the real life Hot Wheels, The Dark Knight Rises, The Hobbit, Mad Men, The Walking Dead, and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. We rank Bond actors. And we ask, is Kevin James the new Adam Sandler.