Stardate 4.25.2017

Tons of news including: what happened to Adam Warlock in the MCU, whether The Wasp be in Infinity War, Captain Marvel's duds, what will Phase 4 be, and why Fox is retreading Dark Phoenix. Plus Fargo and Better Call Saul start their third seasons, Silicon Valley keeps trucking, David Milch wrote a Deadwood movie, and James Bond bids out their distribution. Plus, Vince Gilligan answers burning questions left from Breaking Bad.

Princess Leia's ID card

We review The Fate of the Furious, and The Boss Baby. Ivan Drago's in Aquaman. Who does Sly play in Guardians of the Galaxy 2? Plus tons of Star Wars news, MST3K returns, and tons of little tidbits that I just plain forgot.

Boxing a bear

We discuss all sides around Ardian Syraf placing a political statement into the first issue of X-Men Gold. Brandon gives thoughts on Kubo Two Strings. Liev Shriver is playing Chuck Wepner, the basis of Rocky Balboa, who BOXED A BEAR! Carrie Fisher will return for Episode IX. The New Warriors get a show. Thor:  Ragnarok drops a trailer. And Dragonlance:  Dragons of Autumn Twilight is adapted into a screenplay.

In Val Verde we trust

The Defenders has a date. Joss Whedon's Bat Girl. Rick and Morty are back. The big news on Star Trek Discovery casting. War of the Planet of the Apes and It are coming. The Universal Monsters Extended Universe (UMEU) pales in comparison to the Val Verde Universe. And Bruce Campbell throws his hat in the ring for Cable.

Eventually it'll land on ET

Comic news galore: Spider-Man Homecoming, Captain America returning(?), a Sony extended universe with Black and Silver Sable joining Venom, the Justice League, and Aaron Sorkin throws his cape into the ring. Plus Escape From New York gets a remake, Kong Skull Island gets a review, and we make a game out of #explain a film plot badly.

Keep your conspiracy simple

Dave Chapelle releases two specials. Iron Fist isn't so special. Cap calls it quits, while Venom steps up. World War Z may be directed by David Fincher. The Matrix gets another sequel. And we walk through the Flat Earth conspiracy, Lady Gaga is a murderer conspiracy, and George Michaels was sacrificed by the Illumanati conspiracy.

Five bumps before five

Dennis is packing up his Patton and leaving Sunny(?) SNL goes prime time. Game of Thrones goes down in flames. Wonder Woman gets a new trailer. Matthew Vaughn may direct Man of Steel. Logan had it's ending foreshadowed. And some nuggets on Thor: Ragnarok, Dave Chapelle, and Hunter S. Thompson.